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I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it faster but, if anything, it's made it more sluggish. :shock: :D
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ashman wrote: 27 May 2021, 06:25 I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it faster but, if anything, it's made it more sluggish. :shock: :D
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ashman wrote: 27 May 2021, 06:25 I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it faster but, if anything, it's made it more sluggish. :shock: :D
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ashman wrote: 27 May 2021, 06:25 I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it faster but, if anything, it's made it more sluggish. :shock: :D
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A Chinese man went for a job interview:

"It's really hard, 12.00 mid-day to 12.00 midnight, seven days a week...." they told him

"That's OK", he replied "that's just what I need, a half-time job" ...............
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Spent loads of time last night trying to work out where the sun was - then it dawned on me!

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Why is it that so many Kings are named after fractions?
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I've just been fired from my job at Pepsi.
I tested positive for Coke
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I was drinking cocktails with friends and the waitress screamed "Does anyone know CPR?"
I yelled "I know the entire alphabet." And we all laughed.
Well, except one guy.
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