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tonyp
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Colonoscopy

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Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, a New York man decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle.

As he lay naked on his side on the table, the nurse began the procedure...

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told him.

"I don't have an erection," he replied.

"I do." replied the nurse.

Never get a colonoscopy in San Francisco !
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Did you know the gap between the front door and the back door in Nandos is called the PeriPerinium
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Re: Colonoscopy

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bristleposh wrote: 23 May 2021, 22:36 Did you know the gap between the front door and the back door in Nandos is called the PeriPerinium
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