Chicken Little

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tonyp
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Chicken Little

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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.
She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer.

She read out “and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said - The sky is falling”.
The teacher then asked the class “And what do you think the farmer said?”

One little girl raised her hand and said “I think he said “Holy sh*t! A talking chicken!”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next ten minutes.
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