A simplified urine test that is relevant for us all of us men.
Go outside and pee in the garden.
If it froths: - excess beer intake
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if it smells like coffee: increased blood pressure
if it smells sour: – dehydration
if you return inside with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers
Self Diagnosis - for Men
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