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Post by bristleposh »

Keep an eye out for these two women. They're hanging around in Sainsbury’s Supermarket in Peterborough and when you are putting your bags into the car they approach you asking for a lift to McDonald's.
These girls are very convincing and quite attractive!
Once in your car one of them takes her clothes off while getting on top of you to distract you while the other takes your wallet.
I've had my wallet stolen five times this week

Sainsbury’s have wallets for sale for £3.99 but I've found some in Primark for only £1.49 so have bought 4. Also, you never actually make it to McDonalds so I've also lost 11lbs
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