Football Funnies ...

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What a great slice for a goal ... just shame it was a funny own goal tonight!

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‍Some golden ones from Twitter -

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haha, you couldn't do this if you tried!!

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Me and my family moved to this new town last week and I'm a little bit concerned. The town's doctor is Harold Shipman, the babysitter is Jon Venables, the school caretaker is Ian Huntley, the youth club is run by Myra Hindley, Jimmy Savile is in charge of the kids parties, but most disturbing of all the local football team is managed by Jose Mourinho.

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Weird world of Mike Dean...

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That's probably true

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Funny ... but true!!


Pete O'Rourke @SportsPeteO

Fulham manager Claudio Ranieri has revealed defender Alfie Mawson injured himself while putting on his boots. #FFC

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I tried drinking from a Bolton FC mug yesterday, but it was impossible.It kept sliding down the table....

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A Preston fan walks into a pub with his dog just as the football scores come on the TV. The announcer says that Nob End have lost 3-0 and the dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and plays dead.
"That's amazing," says the barman, "what does he do when they win?"
The Nob Ender scratches his head for a couple of minutes and finally replies, "I dunno... I've only had the dog for eight months."

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Celtic have asked last nights Champions League Qualifier to be played again as Cluj's gas fitter in midfield is not CORGI registered.

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Callum Cooke joins League Two side Bradford until the end of the season.

A player here surname Ari called his son Callum!

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Boom boom

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