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After his performances at the World Cup, Neymar is the favourite to win the FIFA Fall-on D'Floor!

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This was a genuine tweet from Grenock Morton FC

71' Substitution for Morton: Iredale OFF, Strapp ON.

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BREAKING: David Villa signs for Villa, Antonio Valencia signs for Valencia, Nile Ranger signs for Rangers & Danny Shittu signs for Man United

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BREAKING: David Villa signs for Villa, Antonio Valencia signs for Valencia, Nile Ranger signs for Rangers & Danny Shittu signs for Man United

and one of the Spice Girls sign for Peterborough then ...

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Apparently West Brom's new mascot is a boiler

The Bolton fans' reaction was more than fair...

https://twitter.com/TheSportsman/status ... 3145919488

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Just heard Joe Hart passing through an airport on his way to Burnley F.C. for a medical. Well, he would be, but he dropped his boarding card, walked into the post of the security scanner then failed to catch the flight.

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haha!!

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Looks like Bayern are ready for the season....

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Relationship Goals ...

https://twitter.com/Sport__WAGs/status/ ... 1063592960

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‍Jose Mourinho goes into a travel agents to book a short break. “Where do you recommend?” he asks...

“You can’t beat Brighton at this time of the year” came the reply.

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‍Jose Mourinho goes into a travel agents to book a short break. “Where do you recommend?” he asks...

“You can’t beat Brighton at this time of the year” came the reply.

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I once had a dream that I visited Desmond Lynam's house in Brighton, it was a two up two down, nothing to do with promotion/relegation though.