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My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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stuie wrote:My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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stuie wrote:My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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stuie wrote:My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
:lol: :clap2: :clap2:
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The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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:lol: :clap2: :clap2:
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stuie wrote:The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
It was like when the wife left me. I was physically sick and so, so upset.
I was worried that she might be coming back! :wink:
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ashman wrote:
stuie wrote:The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
It was like when the wife left me. I was physically sick and so, so upset.
I was worried that she might be coming back! :wink:
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ashman wrote:
stuie wrote:The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
It was like when the wife left me. I was physically sick and so, so upset.
I was worried that she might be coming back! :wink:
ashman wrote: Oy! It's supposed to be Stuie's one liner of the day! As I always say, 'Get your own quiz!" :wink: :wink: :wink:
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stuie wrote:The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
On my iPad that's two lines.
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bristleposh wrote:
stuie wrote:The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
On my iPad that's two lines.
Get you, an iPad. And Tony with his flash macs. Some of us still just have a PC. :cry:
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Poshay wrote:
bristleposh wrote:
stuie wrote:The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
On my iPad that's two lines.
Get you, an iPad. And Tony with his flash macs. Some of us still just have a PC. :cry:
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You guys ......... your poor wives :clap2: :clap2:
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poshnipper wrote:You guys ......... your poor wives :clap2: :clap2:
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tonyp wrote:
poshnipper wrote:You guys ......... your poor wives :clap2: :clap2:
:question:
..... they'd probably only gone shopping!
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