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Blind

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How do you make a woman blind? Stick a car windscreen in front of her.
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The girls will like that one.
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Not funny!! :evil:

ps Tony, we've got a dog exactly like that home.
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I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.

Through the driver's door
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POSHMAN41 wrote:I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.

Through the driver's door
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poshnipper wrote:
POSHMAN41 wrote:I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.

Through the driver's door
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Will I be chastised for laughing?
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DaveLister wrote:
poshnipper wrote:
POSHMAN41 wrote:I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.

Through the driver's door
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Will I be chastised for laughing?
I'm sure if someone posted a sexist joke aimed at males that anyone laughing would be told off too. :roll:
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DaveLister wrote:
poshnipper wrote:
POSHMAN41 wrote:I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.

Through the driver's door
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Will I be chastised for laughing?
Why?? Are you??
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poshnipper wrote:Why?? Are you??
Before laughing, I wish to know if I will be chastised for doing so. 8)
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DaveLister wrote:
poshnipper wrote:Why?? Are you??
Before laughing, I wish to know if I will be chastised for doing so. 8)
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tonyp wrote:
DaveLister wrote:
poshnipper wrote:Why?? Are you??
Before laughing, I wish to know if I will be chastised for doing so. 8)
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So you think it was a funny joke, as well as Dave, then Tony??
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Re: Blind

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I think any man will find the above jokes amusing. :mrgreen:
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poshnipper wrote:
tonyp wrote:
DaveLister wrote: Before laughing, I wish to know if I will be chastised for doing so. 8)
:lol:
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So you think it was a funny joke, as well as Dave, then Tony??
To be honest I don't think it's true and I don't think it is especially funny.
My original reply was obviously very tongue in cheek.
I'd say it is the sort of "joke" that would draw howls of laughter after several beers in the pub.
But in this latest reply I was laughing at Dave not laughing without permission.
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Re: Blind

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poshnipper wrote: Image
I'd like to clarify my amusement at your reaction, as opposed to the joke, Nipper.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/12/05/borat_narrowweb__300x400,0.jpg

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Re: Blind

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tonyp wrote: I'd say it is the sort of "joke" that would draw howls of laughter after several beers in the pub.
Sounds about right, that's where I get the jokes from.
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