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by daib0
20 Aug 2021, 11:24
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Football Funnies ...
Replies: 320
Views: 98777

Re: Football Funnies ...

Learn your teams!! :D
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by daib0
29 Jul 2021, 10:16
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 845
Views: 197320

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

On the other hands .... dogs are very astute! :lol:
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by daib0
02 Jul 2021, 17:22
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 845
Views: 197320

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

careful lads, thought it best to warn you all!
by daib0
27 May 2021, 12:50
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1388
Views: 246547

Re: laughs of the day

A Chinese man went for a job interview:

"It's really hard, 12.00 mid-day to 12.00 midnight, seven days a week...." they told him

"That's OK", he replied "that's just what I need, a half-time job" ...............
by daib0
27 May 2021, 08:08
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1388
Views: 246547

Re: laughs of the day

ashman wrote: 27 May 2021, 06:25 I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it faster but, if anything, it's made it more sluggish. :shock: :D
:clap2: :clap2:
by daib0
12 Mar 2021, 21:24
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 845
Views: 197320

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

bristleposh wrote: 12 Mar 2021, 20:06 C2BFDF22-718B-4566-903C-DE0E91D933D1.jpeg
:lol:
by daib0
28 Feb 2021, 17:20
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1388
Views: 246547

Re: laughs of the day

bristleposh wrote: 28 Feb 2021, 17:08 I once took a stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow.
The chap said "This is very rare, do you know what it would fetch if it was in good condition?"
I replied "Dunno, sticks I suppose?"
Well, my dog is SO intelligent
..
... you should see him make a bolt for the door!

:D
by daib0
24 Feb 2021, 09:56
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 845
Views: 197320

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

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by daib0
28 Jan 2021, 17:53
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1388
Views: 246547

Re: laughs of the day

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol.....
by daib0
28 Jan 2021, 17:52
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1388
Views: 246547

Re: laughs of the day

A guy was in a bar drinking beer. He would finish his beer, pull out his wallet and look at a picture of his wife, order another beer take out his wallet and looks at a picture of his wife. He did this several times, and finally, the bartender asks "why after you finish a beer you take out your...
by daib0
16 Nov 2020, 12:30
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 862
Views: 82607

Re: Coronavirus

White G wrote: 16 Nov 2020, 12:20 Are there anti-maskers here who believe that Covid 19 is just a hoax??
I'd have thought the same that believe the earth is still flat!!!
by daib0
12 Nov 2020, 09:24
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 862
Views: 82607

Re: Coronavirus

I've passed the coronavirus as have my wife and two children... but with pretty good fortune. For me and the elder son it was just like a cold for two days, I couldn't believe it when they said I was positive (I was annoyed I wasn't allowed to work!). My wife Rosa was a bit groggy for four or five d...
by daib0
15 Aug 2020, 13:14
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1388
Views: 246547

Re: laughs of the day

haha!
by daib0
29 Jul 2020, 16:57
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1388
Views: 246547

Re: laughs of the day

bristleposh wrote: 29 Jul 2020, 14:37 Must be getting old myself if I need to explain my jokes. The square root of 81 is 9 german for no is 9
ah, OK! cheers!