laughs of the day

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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 26 Oct 2018, 14:49

Just bought a new U2 sat nav!
I've had to take it back though.

The streets have no name & I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 26 Oct 2018, 15:46

bristleposh wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 14:49
Just bought a new U2 sat nav!
I've had to take it back though.

The streets have no name & I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
:clap2:
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by OBM » 26 Oct 2018, 19:13

bristleposh wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 14:49
Just bought a new U2 sat nav!
I've had to take it back though.

The streets have no name & I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
Indeed :clap2:

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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 29 Oct 2018, 22:06

The Mrs gave me £60.00 yesterday, then told me to go out and spend it on something that makes her look sexy.
You should've seen her face when I came home pissed!
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 06 Dec 2018, 00:13

Bloke driving along picks up a hitch-hiker.

After a few minutes the hitch-hiker says 'aren't you nervous about picking a hitch-hiker up, I could be a serial killer'?

The bloke says 'nah, the odds of there being two serial killers in this car are astronomical'.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by poshnipper » 11 Dec 2018, 09:57

daib0 wrote:
06 Dec 2018, 00:13
Bloke driving along picks up a hitch-hiker.

After a few minutes the hitch-hiker says 'aren't you nervous about picking a hitch-hiker up, I could be a serial killer'?

The bloke says 'nah, the odds of there being two serial killers in this car are astronomical'.
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