laughs of the day
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- bristleposh
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Re: laughs of the day
Just bought a new U2 sat nav!
I've had to take it back though.
The streets have no name & I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
I've had to take it back though.
The streets have no name & I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
Re: laughs of the day
bristleposh wrote: ↑26 Oct 2018, 14:49Just bought a new U2 sat nav!
I've had to take it back though.
The streets have no name & I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

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Re: laughs of the day
Indeedbristleposh wrote: ↑26 Oct 2018, 14:49Just bought a new U2 sat nav!
I've had to take it back though.
The streets have no name & I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

Re: laughs of the day
The Mrs gave me £60.00 yesterday, then told me to go out and spend it on something that makes her look sexy.
You should've seen her face when I came home pissed!
You should've seen her face when I came home pissed!
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Re: laughs of the day
Bloke driving along picks up a hitch-hiker.
After a few minutes the hitch-hiker says 'aren't you nervous about picking a hitch-hiker up, I could be a serial killer'?
The bloke says 'nah, the odds of there being two serial killers in this car are astronomical'.
After a few minutes the hitch-hiker says 'aren't you nervous about picking a hitch-hiker up, I could be a serial killer'?
The bloke says 'nah, the odds of there being two serial killers in this car are astronomical'.
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Re: laughs of the day
NOT MENTIONING NAMES BUT ?
Sorry, I need to vent!!!! ???
I experienced the WORST customer service earlier today at a shop in town.
I don't want to mention the name of the shop because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. On Tuesday I bought something from this shop. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 48 hours later I took it back to the shop and asked if I could get a refund.
The girl in the shop told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO."
I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." ???
No refund.
No FREE replacement.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I''ll tell you what...
I am NEVER buying another Lotto Ticket from there again !!
Sorry, I need to vent!!!! ???
I experienced the WORST customer service earlier today at a shop in town.
I don't want to mention the name of the shop because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. On Tuesday I bought something from this shop. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 48 hours later I took it back to the shop and asked if I could get a refund.
The girl in the shop told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO."
I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." ???
No refund.
No FREE replacement.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I''ll tell you what...
I am NEVER buying another Lotto Ticket from there again !!
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Re: laughs of the day
I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory.
I had to send in 2CVs.
I had to send in 2CVs.
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- bristleposh
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Re: laughs of the day
Talking about the amazing developments in health care of late -
A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so, so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in only 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and you know, we're so strong that in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "But you are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now... the whole country is going to have to look for a job!"
A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so, so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in only 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and you know, we're so strong that in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "But you are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now... the whole country is going to have to look for a job!"
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Re: laughs of the day

daib0 wrote: ↑06 Jan 2019, 17:10Talking about the amazing developments in health care of late -
A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so, so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in only 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and you know, we're so strong that in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "But you are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now... the whole country is going to have to look for a job!"

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Re: laughs of the day
True and funnydaib0 wrote: ↑06 Jan 2019, 17:10Talking about the amazing developments in health care of late -
A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so, so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in only 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and you know, we're so strong that in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "But you are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now... the whole country is going to have to look for a job!"
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Re: laughs of the day
I used to sleep with a set of identical twins.
People always asked how I could tell them apart. I said it's easy, Mary always paints her nails purple and George has a willy.
People always asked how I could tell them apart. I said it's easy, Mary always paints her nails purple and George has a willy.
Re: laughs of the day
A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own Clinic and puts a sign outside ;-
'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the Clinic.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of Taste.'
Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.'
Lawyer: 'Ugh. this is Kerosene.'
Chinese: 'Congrats, your sense of Taste is restored. Give me $20 dolla.'
The annoyed Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my Memory. I cannot remember anything.'
Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.'
Lawyer (annoyed): 'This is Kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my Taste.'
Chinese: 'Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20 dolla.'
The fuming Lawyer pays him and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: 'My Eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.'
Chinese: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100 dolla.'
Lawyer (staring at the note): 'But this is $20, not $100"...
Chinese: 'Congrats muddaf*cka, your Eyesight is restored. Give me another $20 dolla'
'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the Clinic.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of Taste.'
Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.'
Lawyer: 'Ugh. this is Kerosene.'
Chinese: 'Congrats, your sense of Taste is restored. Give me $20 dolla.'
The annoyed Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my Memory. I cannot remember anything.'
Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.'
Lawyer (annoyed): 'This is Kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my Taste.'
Chinese: 'Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20 dolla.'
The fuming Lawyer pays him and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: 'My Eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.'
Chinese: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100 dolla.'
Lawyer (staring at the note): 'But this is $20, not $100"...
Chinese: 'Congrats muddaf*cka, your Eyesight is restored. Give me another $20 dolla'
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Re: laughs of the day
I've been told that my grammar is very poor but I don't believe them. Only last week she gave me £20
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