laughs of the day
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Re: laughs of the day
Imagine The Titanic with a lisp
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It's unthinkable
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It's unthinkable
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Re: laughs of the day
IRISH JOKES DAY!
Paddy gets mugged by 4 blokes, but he puts up a great fight, in the end they hold him down & go through his pockets, all he has is 40p.The muggers say "You put up a hellish good fight for just 40p....why bother?"Paddy said "I thought you was after the £500 in my sock."
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An Irishman drove his car into a river because the local policeman told him to dip his headlights ...
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An Irish motorist also got his car stuck in a church door. He'd been told to take his car for a service.
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At a level-crossing in Ireland only one of the gates was open. A motorist asked the level-crossing keeper the reason. "Well, you see sir, we are half-expecting a train" ...
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A Ryan Air pilot, when asked for for his height and position replied " "I'm 5ft 8in and sitting in the front seat" ...
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An Irishman rang up London Airport and asked how long the flight to Dublin took.
"Just a minute, sir" said the operator.
"Thank you" said the Irishman and rang off ...
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An Irishman was stopped by a foreign tourist and asked what the yellow line along the side of the street indicated.
"Oh, that means no parking at all"
Thank you" said the tourist. "But, in that case, what do two yellow lines mean then?"
"Ah" said the Irishman, "that means no parking at all, at all" ...
Paddy gets mugged by 4 blokes, but he puts up a great fight, in the end they hold him down & go through his pockets, all he has is 40p.The muggers say "You put up a hellish good fight for just 40p....why bother?"Paddy said "I thought you was after the £500 in my sock."
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An Irishman drove his car into a river because the local policeman told him to dip his headlights ...
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An Irish motorist also got his car stuck in a church door. He'd been told to take his car for a service.
----
At a level-crossing in Ireland only one of the gates was open. A motorist asked the level-crossing keeper the reason. "Well, you see sir, we are half-expecting a train" ...
-----
A Ryan Air pilot, when asked for for his height and position replied " "I'm 5ft 8in and sitting in the front seat" ...
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An Irishman rang up London Airport and asked how long the flight to Dublin took.
"Just a minute, sir" said the operator.
"Thank you" said the Irishman and rang off ...
-----
An Irishman was stopped by a foreign tourist and asked what the yellow line along the side of the street indicated.
"Oh, that means no parking at all"
Thank you" said the tourist. "But, in that case, what do two yellow lines mean then?"
"Ah" said the Irishman, "that means no parking at all, at all" ...
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Re: laughs of the day
and that above was post number 2000 ... wotta let down 

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Re: laughs of the day
I got an email today from a 'bored housewife, thirty-ish, looking for some action!'
I've just sent her my washing!
I've just sent her my washing!
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Re: laughs of the day
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg.
I was like, 0mg.
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Re: laughs of the day
The man who invented the word search has died his funeral is...
T T I S P V G K M P H J G U O N Q U X N M O N D A Y S Z B A T K T E N O P G
T T I S P V G K M P H J G U O N Q U X N M O N D A Y S Z B A T K T E N O P G
Re: laughs of the day
Whoever invented the knock knock joke...
Should get a Nobell prize...
Should get a Nobell prize...
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Re: laughs of the day
"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."
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Re: laughs of the day
The inventor of hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has just died.
RIP Scott Chegg.
RIP Scott Chegg.
Re: laughs of the day
Why did Karl Marx only write in small letters?
He hated capitalism...
He hated capitalism...
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Re: laughs of the day
Bought a blindfold today … not sure why though … I can't see myself wearing it
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Re: laughs of the day
Bad news for dyslexics, on the 28th October your cocks go black...
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