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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 08 May 2018, 08:33

I’ve been taking Viagra for my sunburn.

It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 08 May 2018, 13:53

bristleposh wrote:
08 May 2018, 08:33
I’ve been taking Viagra for my sunburn.

It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by stuie » 09 May 2018, 19:17

bristleposh wrote:
08 May 2018, 08:33
I’ve been taking Viagra for my sunburn.

It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by stuie » 09 May 2018, 19:35

Fair play to Wayne Rooney for visiting Sir Alex in hospital
'his speech has improved, and he can nearly string a sentence together'
said Fergie
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 13 May 2018, 20:44

Saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay this morning and thought to myself; I wonder what his handicap is?
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 17 May 2018, 07:12

My Good deed done for the day, I was at Aldi check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £51.60 but when she counted out her change she had just under £50. She didn’t want me to help her bless her, but I insisted, and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves. :mrgreen:
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