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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by stuie » 07 Feb 2018, 09:55

bristleposh wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 09:25
daib0 wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 08:38
Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living"
horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach", then he asks "did you win anything"
horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything", so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace.
The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey replies "thats me when I played for Juventus”.
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Post by daib0 » 12 Feb 2018, 15:09

David Beckham gets into a taxi and notices the driver looking at him in the rear-view mirror.
After a couple of minutes the driver says: "OK, give me a clue."
Beckham says: "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England. Is that enough?"
Driver replies: "No, you dopy b*gger . Where do you want to go?”
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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by tonyp » 14 Feb 2018, 12:53

daib0 wrote:
12 Feb 2018, 15:09
David Beckham gets into a taxi and notices the driver looking at him in the rear-view mirror.
After a couple of minutes the driver says: "OK, give me a clue."
Beckham says: "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England. Is that enough?"
Driver replies: "No, you dopy b*gger . Where do you want to go?”
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Post by daib0 » 10 Mar 2018, 21:26

bristleposh wrote:
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Post by daib0 » 12 Mar 2018, 18:24

Really glad that the German team Hamburger SV have appointed someone I can truly admire :

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Thruppenybits
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Post by stuie » 16 Mar 2018, 10:25

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very good :clap:
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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by daib0 » 19 Mar 2018, 15:23

Jose Mourinho and Jack Charlton are sat in a bar having a beer
Jose asks Jack ...
"How do you think my current side would do against the great Leeds side of the 70s?"
Jack thinks for a minute then says: "it would be very close and it would probably be a DRAW"
Jose is happy with the answer and gets up leave with a big smile on his face
Then Jack says "mind you, we haven't trained for 40 years"
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Post by bristleposh » 20 Mar 2018, 19:09

I see England could have devine intervention for the world cup. According to the papers"Pope targets England world cup spot"
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Post by bristleposh » 31 Mar 2018, 19:40

Lmfao
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Post by bristleposh » 05 Apr 2018, 19:41

I have not seen Scousers this happy over 1 leg since Paul McCartney met Heather Mills.
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