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by bristleposh » 23 Nov 2017, 10:45
Wasn't sure whether to get this card for my Auntie, or for Chompy

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by tonyp » 23 Nov 2017, 11:34
Being happy never goes out of style
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by tonyp » 29 Nov 2017, 00:40
Suicide bomber gets his reward of 72 virgins

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by daib0 » 29 Nov 2017, 09:51
True or not??!

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by stuie » 29 Nov 2017, 12:20
daib0 wrote: ↑29 Nov 2017, 09:51
True or not??!
not
Plymouth to Portsmouth 2017 -2018, that ain't far
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by tonyp » 04 Dec 2017, 08:57
How to predict a Pat Down

You guessed it. The suitcase doesn't have a luggage tag.
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by tonyp » 04 Dec 2017, 09:01
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by tonyp » 04 Dec 2017, 09:03
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by tonyp » 04 Dec 2017, 09:06
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by tonyp » 04 Dec 2017, 09:08
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by daib0 » 04 Dec 2017, 11:10
some great ones there!
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by stuie » 04 Dec 2017, 12:16
tonyp wrote: ↑04 Dec 2017, 09:01
Plymouth to Portsmouth 2017 -2018, that ain't far
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by daib0 » 04 Dec 2017, 12:43
stuie wrote: ↑04 Dec 2017, 12:16
tonyp wrote: ↑04 Dec 2017, 09:01
A reporter meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick and asks:
“Are you a pole vaulter?”
“No,” says the man,
“I’m German. But how on earth did you know my name is Walter?

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by stuie » 04 Dec 2017, 13:58
daib0 wrote: ↑04 Dec 2017, 12:43
stuie wrote: ↑04 Dec 2017, 12:16
tonyp wrote: ↑04 Dec 2017, 09:01
A reporter meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick and asks:
“Are you a pole vaulter?”
“No,” says the man,
“I’m German. But how on earth did you know my name is Walter?

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by tonyp » 04 Dec 2017, 22:01
daib0 wrote: ↑04 Dec 2017, 12:43
A reporter meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick and asks:
“Are you a pole vaulter?”
“No,” says the man,
“I’m German. But how on earth did you know my name is Walter?

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