Christmas Cracker Jokes

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Christmas Cracker Jokes

Post by ashman » 19 Dec 2018, 10:58

Ok, I'll start it off!

Who beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?

TARZIPAN!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? TINSILITIS!
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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Post by stuie » 19 Dec 2018, 15:23

what do you call 600 penguins in Trafalgar Square





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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Post by ashman » 23 Dec 2018, 10:06

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

Stick with me and we'll go places!
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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Post by ashman » 24 Dec 2018, 07:46

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas Eve!
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