Snow Flakes

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Snow Flakes

Post by bristleposh » 10 Dec 2018, 18:11

Loved this posted by an American friend..... 😃

It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
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Re: Snow Flakes

Post by Poshay » 10 Dec 2018, 20:03

Only too true. :roll:
PS: thanks for reminding me, need to get 6 packs of Snowlakes tomorrow, our 19 year old needs yet more pampering.
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Re: Snow Flakes

Post by poshnipper » 11 Dec 2018, 09:58

Would be funnier if it wasn’t sooo true.
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Re: Snow Flakes

Post by Hagans » 17 Dec 2018, 12:49

SJW's are going to be the end of us all, I swear. I laughed so hard at 'jokes' like this a couple of years ago. Not laughing anymore.

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