A 45-year-old lawyer who had been practicing since he was 25 years old died and arrived at the pearly gates of heaven. The lawyer said to St. Peter, "I am surprised I died so young. I was very active and always ate well. And I'm only 45 years old!"
St. Peter looked at his book and looked back down at the lawyer. "Fifty years old, you say? According to your billing records, you should be 127.
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