Car terminology

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Car terminology

Post by jardenblack26 » 26 May 2018, 04:24

The daughter says to her father, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Her father said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."

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Re: Car terminology

Post by bristleposh » 26 May 2018, 07:50

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Very good first post welcome to the board.
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