Advice for an old guy....

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tonyp
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Advice for an old guy....

Post by tonyp » 25 Oct 2017, 08:59

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I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....

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I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
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Re: Advice for an old guy....

Post by stuie » 25 Oct 2017, 09:43

tonyp wrote:
25 Oct 2017, 08:59
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I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....

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I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
:clap:
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Re: Advice for an old guy....

Post by bristleposh » 25 Oct 2017, 14:00

Went to the gym & there's a new machine. Used it for an hour & felt sick.Its good though, it does everything

Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers.
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Re: Advice for an old guy....

Post by stuie » 25 Oct 2017, 15:05

bristleposh wrote:
25 Oct 2017, 14:00
Went to the gym & there's a new machine. Used it for an hour & felt sick.Its good though, it does everything

Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers.
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Re: Advice for an old guy....

Post by tonyp » 25 Oct 2017, 22:33

bristleposh wrote:
25 Oct 2017, 14:00
Went to the gym & there's a new machine. Used it for an hour & felt sick.Its good though, it does everything

Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers.
:lol: :clap2:
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