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tonyp
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by tonyp » 25 Oct 2017, 08:59
I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....
I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
Being happy never goes out of style
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stuie
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by stuie » 25 Oct 2017, 09:43
tonyp wrote: ↑25 Oct 2017, 08:59
I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....
I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
Plymouth to Portsmouth 2017 -2018, that ain't far
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bristleposh
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by bristleposh » 25 Oct 2017, 14:00
Went to the gym & there's a new machine. Used it for an hour & felt sick.Its good though, it does everything
Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers.
The Difference Between Stupidity and Genius Is That Genius Has Its Limits
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stuie
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by stuie » 25 Oct 2017, 15:05
bristleposh wrote: ↑25 Oct 2017, 14:00
Went to the gym & there's a new machine. Used it for an hour & felt sick.Its good though, it does everything
Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers.
Plymouth to Portsmouth 2017 -2018, that ain't far
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tonyp
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by tonyp » 25 Oct 2017, 22:33
bristleposh wrote: ↑25 Oct 2017, 14:00
Went to the gym & there's a new machine. Used it for an hour & felt sick.Its good though, it does everything
Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers.
Being happy never goes out of style
