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Men Jokes

Post by tonyp » 24 Oct 2017, 11:07

Making a change from blonde jokes.

One day my housework-challengedHusband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' Brisbane Broncos !'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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Re: Men Jokes

Post by tonyp » 24 Oct 2017, 11:09

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Re: Men Jokes

Post by tonyp » 24 Oct 2017, 11:11

A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
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