First day of school

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First day of school

Post by bristleposh » 08 Sep 2017, 17:39

My daughter came home crying her eyes out after her first day at her new school. She said she's never going back, I said look give it a couple of weeks and if you still don't like it perhaps you can get a job teaching at a different school.
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