Neymar or Pogba

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AndoverPoshFan
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Neymar or Pogba

Post by AndoverPoshFan » 06 Aug 2017, 10:28

Neymar weighs 64kg

That is 2257 ounces

His current value is 198 million squids.

That makes him worth 87,727 pounds per ounce.

Today's Gold price is 964 pounds per ounce.

Neymar is therefore worth 91 times his weight in gold.

Now Pogba was only 89 million.

But he is considerably heavier at 84 kilos, equating to 2963 ounces.

Which makes him worth 30,037 pounds per ounce.

Which means Mr. Pogba is worth 31 times his weight in gold.

So although Mr. Neymar costs twice as much, he is actually worth almost three times as much of his weight in gold than Pogba!

So all in all, if we look at the crucial "weight in-gold" measurement, PSG have pulled off something of a coup.

Which I think this ends this controversy once and for all.

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Re: Neymar or Pogba

Post by bristleposh » 06 Aug 2017, 18:06

AndoverPoshFan wrote:
06 Aug 2017, 10:28
Neymar weighs 64kg

That is 2257 ounces

His current value is 198 million squids.

That makes him worth 87,727 pounds per ounce.

Today's Gold price is 964 pounds per ounce.

Neymar is therefore worth 91 times his weight in gold.

Now Pogba was only 89 million.

But he is considerably heavier at 84 kilos, equating to 2963 ounces.

Which makes him worth 30,037 pounds per ounce.

Which means Mr. Pogba is worth 31 times his weight in gold.

So although Mr. Neymar costs twice as much, he is actually worth almost three times as much of his weight in gold than Pogba!

So all in all, if we look at the crucial "weight in-gold" measurement, PSG have pulled off something of a coup.

Which I think this ends this controversy once and for all.
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Re: Neymar or Pogba

Post by tonyp » 06 Aug 2017, 23:08

bristleposh wrote:
06 Aug 2017, 18:06

I am going to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken, if I meet a young lady dressed as an egg, I'll let you know.
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