Going to bed 8 to 78

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Going to bed 8 to 78

Post by tonyp » 26 May 2017, 09:07

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

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Re: Going to bed 8 to 78

Post by White G » Yesterday, 22:15

Thanks Tony, I think we need some quality control on here.

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