Going to bed 8 to 78

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Going to bed 8 to 78

Post by tonyp » 26 May 2017, 09:07

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.



At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.


At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.



At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.



At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.


At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.



At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!



At 78 -- What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

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