THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

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tonyp
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THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

Post by tonyp » 22 May 2017, 08:47

I was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to m e that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said, "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'My son, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Re: THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

Post by bristleposh » 22 May 2017, 09:33

Oldie goodie but still brought a smile to my face
I started a joke that had the whole world crying
But I didn't see that the joke was on me

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Re: THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

Post by daib0 » 23 May 2017, 13:44

great twist!!
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Re: THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

Post by stuie » 23 May 2017, 13:51

daib0 wrote:great twist!!
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