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Farmer Fred

Post by daib0 » 26 Apr 2017, 20:15

Fred the Texas farmer was in court with a claim against a lorry driver who crashed into him:

Lorry drivers attorney - "Fred at the scene you told the Highway Patrol Officer you were and I quote "fine" and now you are here claiming for injuries totalling $100,000. Did you tell the Officer you were fine.

Farmer Fred - Well I was taking Daisy my favourite donkey.....

Attorney - "I'm sorry, you said you were fine is that not correct?"

Farmer Fred - Well I had just got Daisy loaded onto my truck and.....

Attorney - "Just answer with a yes or no please! Did you say you were fine?"

Farmer Fred - "Well I set off with Daisy to her favoutite field ....

Attorney -"Your Honour, can you please instruct the witness to answer with a simple yes or no answer!"

Judge - I'd like to hear the farmers side if you don't mind, carry on therefore farmer Fred.

Farmer Fred - "Thank you your honour. Well as I got to the junction with the highway I stopped at the traffic lights and all of a sudden I was rear ended by a large lorry driven by that man. My truck was shoved over the highway and I was thrown into a ditch and poor Daisy was thrown into another one. "
Judge - "Go on."

Farmer Fred - "I was really sore and couldn't get up, I could hear Daisy making terrible noises and I just knew she was in a really bad way. I tried to get up but I was too sore."

Attorney - "Your honour please!"

Judge - "No carry on farmer Fred"

Farmer Fred - "Poor Daisy was making such a din and I couldn't get over to help her and then this Highway Patrol Officer pulled up and walked over to Daisy I saw the gleeful look of horror on his face ... and then ... (sob, sob) ... he pulled out his revolver and shot poor Daisy.

Judge - "my my, that was a terrible thing he had to do"

Farmer fred - "Yes it was, but then would you believe, he came over to me and asked, hey old fella, are you ok?" Well what would you have said?"
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Re: Farmer Fred

Post by tonyp » 30 Apr 2017, 02:04

daib0 wrote: Judge - "my my, that was a terrible thing he had to do"

Farmer fred - "Yes it was, but then would you believe, he came over to me and asked, hey old fella, are you ok?" Well what would you have said?"
Good one daibo. I'm sure I read that somewhere when the judge answered his question.
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