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Uncle Frank

Postby tonyp » 10 Apr 2017, 01:37

Its Saturday morning. Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realises that he has forgotten to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.

-Hello, says a little girl's voice.
-Hi, honey, it's Daddy, says Bob. - Is Mummy near the phone? -
No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank.


After a brief pause, Bob says:
-But you don't have an Uncle Frank, honey!
-Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy!
-Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mummy and uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house. -
Okay, Daddy!


A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. -
Well, I did what you said, Daddy. -
And what happened? -
Well, Mummy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead. -
Oh my god... And what about uncle Frank? -
He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgotten that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too.


There is a long pause, then Bob says:
-Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?
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Re: Uncle Frank

Postby bristleposh » 10 Apr 2017, 07:11

:clap: :clap2: :clap:

I like that
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Re: Uncle Frank

Postby poshnipper » 10 Apr 2017, 23:44

bristleposh wrote::clap: :clap2: :clap:

I like that


You say that like it's the first time you heard it :roll:
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Re: Uncle Frank

Postby tonyp » 11 Apr 2017, 00:27

poshnipper wrote:
bristleposh wrote::clap: :clap2: :clap:

I like that


You say that like it's the first time you heard it :roll:

:lol:
That's the good thing about old true stories.
People still get a laugh.
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Re: Uncle Frank

Postby bristleposh » 11 Apr 2017, 07:09

poshnipper wrote:
bristleposh wrote::clap: :clap2: :clap:

I like that


You say that like it's the first time you heard it :roll:

The old ones are the best, he was uncle Walter when I heard it anyway.
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