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AndoverPoshFan
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Tor

Post by AndoverPoshFan » 05 Feb 2017, 20:24

A teacher asks the class to name things that ends with Tor and that eats things

First boy: Alligator
Teacher: Very Good that's a big word

Second boy : Predator
Teacher: Yes, That's another big word.Well done

Little Johnny: Vibrator.

After nearly falling off her chair

Teacher: That is a big word,but it doesn't eat anything

Johnny: well my aunt has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!!!..:)

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bristleposh
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Re: Tor

Post by bristleposh » 05 Feb 2017, 20:40

Nice
I started a joke that had the whole world crying
But I didn't see that the joke was on me

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Re: Tor

Post by stuie » 05 Feb 2017, 20:58

:wink: :wink:
bristleposh wrote:Nice
try the Hitachi wand, plugs into the mains
Plymouth to Portsmouth 2017 -2018, that ain't far

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