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tonyp
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Missing wife

Post by tonyp » 31 Jan 2017, 13:28

Husband: My wife is missing.
She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Policeman: Height ?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Policeman: Weight ?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Policeman: Colour of eyes ?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Policeman: Colour of hair ?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Policeman: What was she wearing ?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Policeman: What kind of car did she go in ?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Policeman: What kind of truck was it ?
Husband : Imported from the USA. A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tyres. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Policeman: Take it easy sir , we'll find your truck!!!
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Re: Missing wife

Post by bristleposh » 31 Jan 2017, 14:01

Two good ones in a row Tony :lol:
I started a joke that had the whole world crying
But I didn't see that the joke was on me

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Re: Missing wife

Post by poshnipper » 31 Jan 2017, 21:46

bristleposh wrote:Two good ones in a row Tony :lol:
Makes a pleasant change :wink:
We go again...
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Re: Missing wife

Post by tonyp » 31 Jan 2017, 23:08

poshnipper wrote:
bristleposh wrote:Two good ones in a row Tony :lol:
Makes a pleasant change :wink:
Blimey. Even nipper's joining the "let's have a go at tonyp" clique. :wink:
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