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tonyp
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Christmas

Post by tonyp » 17 Dec 2016, 22:58

Christmas Kiss
BristlePosh: What would it take to make you kiss me under the mistletoe?
Nipper: An anaesthetic.
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Re: Christmas

Post by bristleposh » 18 Dec 2016, 10:22

tonyp wrote:Christmas Kiss
BristlePosh: What would it take to make you kiss me under the mistletoe?
Nipper: An anaesthetic.
I think it was probably because I was holding the mistletoe at belt level.
Me: When I was younger I was given a choice, a long penis or a good memory.
Hot Lady: Which one did you choose?
Me: I can’t remember!

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Re: Christmas

Post by tonyp » 18 Dec 2016, 10:41

bristleposh wrote:
tonyp wrote:Christmas Kiss
BristlePosh: What would it take to make you kiss me under the mistletoe?
Nipper: An anaesthetic.
I think it was probably because I was holding the mistletoe at belt level.
:clap2: :lol: :lol:
You have to wonder how long that post will last!!
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