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Retirement Village

Post by tonyp » 04 Oct 2016, 09:09

On her first day at the Retirement Village, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, an older gentleman (a Posh fan) stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season ticket?”
The Manager replied "The fine is half price for Posh Fans as we understand that even if you get anywhere near the box, you are still unlikely to score!"
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Re: Retirement Village

Post by Poshay » 04 Oct 2016, 09:59

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Re: Retirement Village

Post by bristleposh » 04 Oct 2016, 10:17

All good apart from the fact that we don't use Australian Dollars in this country.
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