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Japanese Sex

Post by tonyp » 13 Sep 2016, 21:48

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi Janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

(I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't know Japanese.
You'll read anything as long as it is about sex.
You need serious help! Sometimes I worry about you)
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Re: Japanese Sex

Post by bristleposh » 13 Sep 2016, 22:19

I fell for it :clap: :clap2: :clap:

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