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Funny (or clever) signs

Post by tonyp » 22 Aug 2016, 04:11

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR SHOP

We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
Being happy never goes out of style

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Post by tonyp » 22 Aug 2016, 04:14

On the back of a Septic Tank Truck

Caution
This Truck is full of Political Promises
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Post by tonyp » 25 Aug 2016, 00:49

On a Plumber's truck

We repair what your husband fixed

Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber
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Post by daib0 » 30 Aug 2016, 20:25

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Post by daib0 » 30 Aug 2016, 20:26

No wonder the authorities are protecting us nowadays!

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Post by daib0 » 30 Aug 2016, 20:27

Does anyone fancy trying this to see if the fine arrives in heaven?!

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Post by daib0 » 30 Aug 2016, 20:32

ROAD SIGNS ROMANCE - read as a book!

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Post by daib0 » 30 Aug 2016, 20:38

Up here, silly

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Post by bristleposh » 02 Sep 2016, 15:15

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Re: Funny (or clever) signs

Post by DoubleRay » 11 Nov 2016, 14:34

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