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Confidence

Post by tonyp » 29 Jul 2016, 12:14

A schoolteacher walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

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No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

He says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The teacher smirks, taps his watch and says, "Darn thing's an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?"

And that, my friends.......is Confidence!
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Re: Confidence

Post by bristleposh » 29 Jul 2016, 13:52

like it
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Re: Confidence

Post by daib0 » 29 Jul 2016, 15:10

Very good, couldn't guess how that was going to end until last line!
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Re: Confidence

Post by ashman » 29 Jul 2016, 16:55

daib0 wrote:Very good, couldn't guess how that was going to end until last line!
Neither could she! :lol:
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Re: Confidence

Post by stuie » 29 Jul 2016, 22:23

daib0 wrote:Very good, couldn't guess how that was going to end until last line!
:stupid:
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Re: Confidence

Post by White G » 16 Aug 2016, 17:49

Boom Boom!! Great one as always Tony!!

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