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Stammering for Sex

Post by daib0 » 13 Jun 2016, 11:03

A very pretty young speech therapist with an equally fine figure was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammer’s Action Group. She had tried virtually every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered.

Finally, totally exasperated, she said: "If any of you can tell me where you were born,
without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache
and your eyeswater."


The Englishman immediately piped up: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.

"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's going to try next?"

The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out: "G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow".

“That's no better either, Hamish. ... Now, how about you, Paddy?”

The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to 5, clenched both fists at his sides and
eventually blurted out:. . . . . “London ".

“Absolutely Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise. After 15 minutes of exceptionally hot and steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said:

...

...


..."d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".
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Re: Stammering for Sex

Post by Poshay » 13 Jun 2016, 11:29

Nice one......bbbbbut
When I was 9 or 10 year old I had to go to speech clinic to try to cure my stammer. At the start of the session we were told to lay on camp beds, try to think pleasant thoughts and relax. Not possible : as she walked past my camp bed I'd try to look up her skirt. Certainly not relaxing. The hardest part of the course was having to ask the bus conductor for a ttttupenny ttttticket for Hhhhhhalifax.
The stammer eventually cured itself.
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Re: Stammering for Sex

Post by daib0 » 13 Jun 2016, 11:41

Poshay wrote:Nice one......bbbbbut
When I was 9 or 10 year old I had to go to speech clinic to try to cure my stammer. At the start of the session we were told to lay on camp beds, try to think pleasant thoughts and relax. Not possible : as she walked past my camp bed I'd try to look up her skirt. Certainly not relaxing. The hardest part of the course was having to ask the bus conductor for a ttttupenny ttttticket for Hhhhhhalifax.
The stammer eventually cured itself.
is this true?
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Re: Stammering for Sex

Post by Poshay » 13 Jun 2016, 12:21

Absolutely. I could have added that my interest in young ladies in short skirts was never cured. :roll:
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