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sensitive stuff

Post by tonyp » 01 Jun 2016, 00:53

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower:…………. Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.

Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."

She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

Rednecks are good at Sensitive Stuff.
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Re: sensitive stuff

Post by tonyp » 01 Jun 2016, 11:42

Don't tell me that bristle hasn't heard it!
Even I had!
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Re: sensitive stuff

Post by bristleposh » 01 Jun 2016, 12:33

He had
http://www.theposhforum.co.uk/download/file.php?id=761

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Re: sensitive stuff

Post by tonyp » 01 Jun 2016, 13:16

bristleposh wrote:He had
I've head every one you've ever posted.
I'm just too polite to say.
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