Two vampire bats

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Two vampire bats

Post by tonyp » 27 Jan 2016, 07:29

Two vampire bats were hanging around in the cave, getting pretty hungry. The first bat goes out and comes back half an hour later with his face and wings covered in blood.

The second bat asks the first where he'd gone.

"Well, you see that village way out over there?"


"You see the steeple?"


"I didn't."

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