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tonyp
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Insults

Post by tonyp » 04 Jan 2016, 12:44

Sandra Harris (BBC): Have English class barriers broken down?
Barbara Cartland: Of course they have, otherwise I wouldn't be sitting here talking to someone like you.
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What problems do you have, apart from being unemployed, a moron and a dork? --- John McEnroe to a tennis spectator
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Re: Insults

Post by Wycliffe » 04 Jan 2016, 21:24

I can't remember what comedian I saw one night in London (a few drinks had been taken) but one heckler stupidly gave him some stick.
"I'm a professional mate" said the star, then deliberately left it for a few second before hitting him with
"LIKE YOUR MOTHER"

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