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cannibals

Post by tonyp » 16 Dec 2015, 07:32

Two cannibals are eating this guy, one starts at the feet and the other starts at the face. The first cannibal asks his buddy "How are you doing?"

The 2nd cannibal says "Great! I'm having a ball!"

So the first one says, "Jeeze, you eat too fast...."
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Re: cannibals

Post by tonyp » 16 Dec 2015, 07:38

A Frenchman, an Englishman and an Australian are captured by cannibals. The Chief goes to the Frenchman and says, "We are going to kill you, eat you, and make a canoe out of your skin!" But, being a considerate tribe, the Chief offers the Frenchman a last request. The Frenchman asks for a large cognac. Naturally (since this is the way things work in jokes) he is granted a large tumbler of cognac, and is then killed.

The Chief says to the Englishman, "We are going to kill you, eat you, and make a canoe out of your skin!" and offers the Englishman a last request. The Englishman chooses a pint of ale, after which he is killed.

The Chief says to the Australian, "We are going to kill you, eat you, and make a canoe out of your skin!" and offers him a last request. The Australian asks for a fork.

"A fork?" asks the Chief.

"Yes, a fork."

So the Australian gets his fork. Immediately he starts stabbing himself over and over again while shouting, "Here's your f***ing canoe!"
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