An elderly gent was asked to give a talk to his local youth group.
I have never taken an alcoholic drink in my life, he said.
I have never smoked.
I have never stayed up later than 10 pm.
I have never eaten more than I should.
I have never looked at any woman but my wife.
And tomorrow I celebrate my ninety-fifth birthday.
There was a pause and silence in the room.
Then a voice from the back calls out "How?"
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