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Re: Daily moan!

Post by tonyp » 12 Dec 2015, 11:26

Poshay wrote:Today's moan : fairy light strings that are wired in series. If a bulb fails the whole string fails and one has to test every bulb with an Avo to find the culprit. Baa Humbug.
Very good moan.
What's an Avo?
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by bristleposh » 12 Dec 2015, 11:53

tonyp wrote:
Poshay wrote:Today's moan : fairy light strings that are wired in series. If a bulb fails the whole string fails and one has to test every bulb with an Avo to find the culprit. Baa Humbug.
Very good moan.
What's an Avo?
An Australian natibe
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by tonyp » 12 Dec 2015, 12:18

bristleposh wrote:
tonyp wrote:
Poshay wrote:Today's moan : fairy light strings that are wired in series. If a bulb fails the whole string fails and one has to test every bulb with an Avo to find the culprit. Baa Humbug.
Very good moan.
What's an Avo?
An Australian natibe
:lol:
Shame you've decided not to post to the Laughs of the Day thread anymore!
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by Poshay » 12 Dec 2015, 12:52

An AVO is a combined ammeter, voltmeter, ohmmeter.
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by bristleposh » 12 Dec 2015, 13:44

tonyp wrote:
bristleposh wrote:
tonyp wrote: Very good moan.
What's an Avo?
An Australian natibe
:lol:
Shame you've decided not to post to the Laughs of the Day thread anymore!
I haven't I just get nipper deleting every joke before you have time to read them
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by DaveLister » 12 Dec 2015, 14:59

The 'on This Day' thread has gone too. What happened to that?
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by tonyp » 12 Dec 2015, 21:57

DaveLister wrote:The 'on This Day' thread has gone too. What happened to that?
It has been moved to this forum, "Just for Fun"
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by Poshay » 13 Dec 2015, 14:12

Today's moan. I've been grooming a 15 year old for the last three years. Despite lavishing tender care on her , making sure the bed is comfy for her and giving her tit bits I've had no return of affection , only the odd nibble. Next year she'll be 16. Can I look forward to a change of temperament on her part?
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by stuie » 13 Dec 2015, 15:35

Poshay wrote:Today's moan : fairy light strings that are wired in series. If a bulb fails the whole string fails and one has to test every bulb with an Avo to find the culprit. Baa Humbug.
fairy light bulbs are stuck in the 70s union era

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Re: Daily moan!

Post by stuie » 13 Dec 2015, 15:37

tonyp wrote:
stuie wrote:Is certain members post absolute ***** to increase post count. Delete the post count tab, every post is then posted on its on merits, and not posted to increase post count
:lol: :clap: Such as that one for example!
How many people (other than Stuie) actually read the post counts?
(That's not my moan for tomorrow, by the way. I'm still trying to think of one)
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by tonyp » 13 Dec 2015, 22:22

Poshay wrote:Today's moan. I've been grooming a 15 year old for the last three years. Despite lavishing tender care on her , making sure the bed is comfy for her and giving her tit bits I've had no return of affection , only the odd nibble. Next year she'll be 16. Can I look forward to a change of temperament on her part?
What are you moaning about?
She might expect more than just a comfy bed.
Do you take her for walks?
Does she wag her tail when she sees you?
Has she won any awards?
What do you want from her?
Consider yourself lucky that she leaves the "odd nibble" in her dish for you.
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by tonyp » 13 Dec 2015, 22:25

Today's moan.
Pushing in a drawing pin to put up a Christmas decoration, the pin bit came through the push bit and into my thumb. Ouch!
Blood everywhere.
They don't make drawing pins as strong as they used to.
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by Poshay » 13 Dec 2015, 23:19

tonyp wrote:
Poshay wrote:Today's moan. I've been grooming a 15 year old for the last three years. Despite lavishing tender care on her , making sure the bed is comfy for her and giving her tit bits I've had no return of affection , only the odd nibble. Next year she'll be 16. Can I look forward to a change of temperament on her part?
What are you moaning about?
She might expect more than just a comfy bed.
Do you take her for walks?
Does she wag her tail when she sees you?
Has she won any awards?
What do you want from her?
Consider yourself lucky that she leaves the "odd nibble" in her dish for you.
She can certainly jump if she has a mind to although this may need the use of a crop or the promise of a carrot. She has been known to do a clear round without a duster too.
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by tonyp » 13 Dec 2015, 23:41

Poshay wrote:
tonyp wrote:
Poshay wrote:Today's moan. I've been grooming a 15 year old for the last three years. Despite lavishing tender care on her , making sure the bed is comfy for her and giving her tit bits I've had no return of affection , only the odd nibble. Next year she'll be 16. Can I look forward to a change of temperament on her part?
What are you moaning about?
She might expect more than just a comfy bed.
Do you take her for walks?
Does she wag her tail when she sees you?
Has she won any awards?
What do you want from her?
Consider yourself lucky that she leaves the "odd nibble" in her dish for you.
She can certainly jump if she has a mind to although this may need the use of a crop or the promise of a carrot. She has been known to do a clear round without a duster too.
Aha! Now I get it.
The only question I now have, then, is who groomed her for the first twelve years of her life?
Don't tell me you acquired her second-hand!
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Re: Daily moan!

Post by Poshay » 14 Dec 2015, 08:56

quote="Poshay"]
tonyp wrote:
Poshay wrote:Today's moan. I've been grooming a 15 year old for the last three years. Despite lavishing tender care on her , making sure the bed is comfy for her and giving her tit bits I've had no return of affection , only the odd nibble. Next year she'll be 16. Can I look forward to a change of temperament on her part?
What are you moaning about?
She might expect more than just a comfy bed.
Do you take her for walks?
Does she wag her tail when she sees you?
Has she won any awards?
What do you want from her?
Consider yourself lucky that she leaves the "odd nibble" in her dish for you.
Aha! Now I get it.
The only question I now have, then, is who groomed her for the first twelve years of her life?
Don't tell me you acquired her second-hand![/quote]
We originally got her from a close knit circle of folk from the Peterborough area where wearing headgear was compulsory.There she was ridden by all and sundry for money.
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