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Busking

Post by daib0 » 10 Nov 2015, 20:04

A busker came up to us the other day & played us a lovely song. Smiling, I asked if he did requests
"sure" he replied
"good, then p*ss off"




As I was walking through the town I stopped to listen to a busker playing the old Status Quo song 'Down Down' on a guitar. I put a fiver in his hat and I thanked him for bringing back memories of a very happy time for me.
"Did it remind you of the first time she went down on you?" He asked.
"No," I replied, it was at her funeral two years ago."




Breaking News : 'busker Hits Man With Guitar'.
Apparently the bloke had a string of assaults against him...




I was walking through the town and I saw a scruffy busker playing a guitar so I put a pound in his hat,
"Thank you sir, " he said, "but I am actually David Tapple, you probably know me better as the Gainer. Just seeing how people react to buskers in general and you actually have been the most generous today so I have our new album and a vip pair of concert tickets for you."

I was so shocked I could hardly speak, but when I did I said,

"You cheeky ****, give me my f**** pound back and sell your sh*** the normal way. "
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