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Post by daib0 » 01 Nov 2017, 21:32

Simon Mignolet wanted to dress up as a ghost for Liverpool's Halloween party. Unfortunately, he hasn't got enough clean sheets....
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Breaking ...

Everton chairman Bill Kenwright is to take over Brexit negotiations after showing it’s possible to spend £135m and exit Europe within three months.
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Post by stuie » 28 Nov 2017, 14:25

daib0 wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 14:18
Breaking ...

Everton chairman Bill Kenwright is to take over Brexit negotiations after showing it’s possible to spend £135m and exit Europe within three months.
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Post by bristleposh » 28 Dec 2017, 21:32

Man City's current run looks like Gareth Gates trying to say his website address.. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..
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Post by daib0 » 29 Dec 2017, 10:52

Nan city need to crack up or there're on to beat Reading's 106-point record :roll: :roll: :cry:M
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Post by bristleposh » 29 Dec 2017, 11:18

daib0 wrote:
29 Dec 2017, 10:52
Nan city need to crack up or there're on to beat Reading's 106-point record :roll: :roll: :cry:M
That was the Championship David a 46 game season, their achievement would be truly remarkable given that they only have to play 38 games
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Post by daib0 » 29 Dec 2017, 11:31

bristleposh wrote:
29 Dec 2017, 11:18
daib0 wrote:
29 Dec 2017, 10:52
Nan city need to crack up or there're on to beat Reading's 106-point record :roll: :roll: :cry:M
That was the Championship David a 46 game season, their achievement would be truly remarkable given that they only have to play 38 games
true!!!
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Post by bristleposh » 19 Jan 2018, 10:11

BREAKING: Chelsea manager Antonio Conte is having a medical at Stamford Bridge after being linked with a £30m bid for West Ham striker Andy Carroll
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Post by bristleposh » 25 Jan 2018, 18:34

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Post by daib0 » 27 Jan 2018, 01:19

Hope this counts as a funny (although, if you're the GK who was beaten by this 'shot', it definitely was no laughing matter!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYPjU_wu8wE
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Post by bristleposh » 27 Jan 2018, 16:06

The local football team I play for have just been sponsored by Wonga

For our pre match talk last week we were told to go out and give 1479%
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Post by stuie » 28 Jan 2018, 17:42

bristleposh wrote:
27 Jan 2018, 16:06
The local football team I play for have just been sponsored by Wonga

For our pre match talk last week we were told to go out and give 1479%
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Post by daib0 » 07 Feb 2018, 08:38

Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living"
horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach", then he asks "did you win anything"
horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything", so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace.
The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey replies "thats me when I played for Juventus”.
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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by bristleposh » 07 Feb 2018, 09:25

daib0 wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 08:38
Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living"
horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach", then he asks "did you win anything"
horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything", so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace.
The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey replies "thats me when I played for Juventus”.
:lol:
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