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Post by bristleposh » 09 Oct 2017, 21:50

I would give you the stars in the sky but they're too far away
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Post by daib0 » 01 Nov 2017, 21:32

Simon Mignolet wanted to dress up as a ghost for Liverpool's Halloween party. Unfortunately, he hasn't got enough clean sheets....
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Post by daib0 » 28 Nov 2017, 14:18

Breaking ...

Everton chairman Bill Kenwright is to take over Brexit negotiations after showing it’s possible to spend £135m and exit Europe within three months.
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Post by stuie » 28 Nov 2017, 14:25

daib0 wrote:
28 Nov 2017, 14:18
Breaking ...

Everton chairman Bill Kenwright is to take over Brexit negotiations after showing it’s possible to spend £135m and exit Europe within three months.
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Post by bristleposh » 28 Dec 2017, 21:32

Man City's current run looks like Gareth Gates trying to say his website address.. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..
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Post by daib0 » 29 Dec 2017, 10:52

Nan city need to crack up or there're on to beat Reading's 106-point record :roll: :roll: :cry:M
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Post by bristleposh » 29 Dec 2017, 11:18

daib0 wrote:
29 Dec 2017, 10:52
Nan city need to crack up or there're on to beat Reading's 106-point record :roll: :roll: :cry:M
That was the Championship David a 46 game season, their achievement would be truly remarkable given that they only have to play 38 games
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Post by daib0 » 29 Dec 2017, 11:31

bristleposh wrote:
29 Dec 2017, 11:18
daib0 wrote:
29 Dec 2017, 10:52
Nan city need to crack up or there're on to beat Reading's 106-point record :roll: :roll: :cry:M
That was the Championship David a 46 game season, their achievement would be truly remarkable given that they only have to play 38 games
true!!!
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