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Post by daib0 » 10 Oct 2016, 21:32

bristleposh wrote:Milton Keynes have lodged a request with the @FA to move the team back to Wimbledon to take #AFCWimbledon's higher league position.
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Post by daib0 » 22 Oct 2016, 13:19

Gotta laugh at yourself sometimes ...

Our READING performances this season can pretty well be summed up in this little clip - total possession (often over 70%) but forget where the goal is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev6qEj5sfKU




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Post by bristleposh » 30 Oct 2016, 20:27

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Post by daib0 » 02 Nov 2016, 10:36

Suffolk Gazette


Fifa, a proud and squeaky-clean guardian of world football, caused a storm this week by banning England and Scotland players from wearing poppies on their shirts during the Armistice Day World Cup qualifier on November 11.

Now Fifa fines England and Germany over WW1 Christmas match

The English and German football associations have been fined by Fifa because the famous Christmas Day match between opposing World War One troops was “a political statement”.

Read all: http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/fifa ... y-football

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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by DoubleRay » 02 Nov 2016, 11:52

I think the Suffolk Gazzette story on Delia Smith is funnier.http://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/del ... en-poster/
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Post by daib0 » 07 Nov 2016, 18:56

Poor Spurs ... continually in the shadow of Arsenal

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Post by daib0 » 11 Nov 2016, 10:09

How times have changed ...


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Post by ashman » 11 Nov 2016, 10:15

daib0 wrote:How times have changed ...
..... and so true too! :(
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Post by bristleposh » 12 Nov 2016, 23:54

i thought I posted this before did a moderator delete it, or did I just not press enter

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Post by daib0 » 26 Jan 2017, 15:26

The most stupid own goal you'll ever see...


https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/sta ... 1157219328
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Post by daib0 » 29 Jan 2017, 13:05

Suffolk Gazette ‏@SuffolkGazette

This retweet is in honour of Lincoln beating Brighton yesterday #imps #bhafc

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Post by tonyp » 30 Jan 2017, 06:49

daib0 wrote:The most stupid own goal you'll ever see...


https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/sta ... 1157219328
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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by DaveLister » 30 Jan 2017, 19:36

daib0 wrote:Poor Spurs ... continually in the shadow of Arsenal

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