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bristleposh wrote:Image
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Post by bristleposh » 29 Sep 2016, 14:23

Utterly brilliant tweet loved the last line...

From Streatham Rovers..

#TBT Our new kit in August 1939 sparked much controversy thanks to its use of a slightly different shade of green. Thankfully war broke out.

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Post by DoubleRay » 29 Sep 2016, 14:44

That team photo. .....…Did goalkeepers wear woolly jumpers? And the player to the left of him looks 60. LoL.

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Post by bristleposh » 29 Sep 2016, 15:22

DoubleRay wrote:That team photo. .....…Did goalkeepers wear woolly jumpers? And the player to the left of him looks 60. LoL.

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yes they did right up until the fifties possibly early sixties
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Post by daib0 » 29 Sep 2016, 17:36

by McPoolmob of the Blackpool forum 'Back Henry Street'



Next England Manager Confirmed?
Trump to become England manager
28-09-16
trump425

DONALD Trump will be unveiled as England manager this Saturday, the FA has confirmed.

After Sam Allardyce was sacked for listing Wembley Stadium on eBay, the England squad is to become Trumpland Raiders FC.

Trump said: “This guy Sam hasn’t got them a game in, like, four weeks. Sad. But with me they will be playing every single day. Twice on Saturdays, you better believe me. I have all the best football people, just the greatest. Ask Pele. Ask that gay-looking guy married to the singer, they’ll all tell you.”

England players met the bullish university creator last night, with striker Wayne Rooney immediately bonding with the new manager over hair-sculpting regimes.

The squad for next month’s qualifying match against Malta will be selected by pitting them against each other in a series of tests including running a pop-up bagel stand and launching a new type of men’s fragrance.

Trump said: “We’re gonna go to Russia and we’re just gonna take the World Cup before a ball is kicked, I can totally make that happen.”
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Post by bristleposh » 29 Sep 2016, 17:58

daib0 wrote:by McPoolmob of the Blackpool forum 'Back Henry Street'



Next England Manager Confirmed?
Trump to become England manager
28-09-16
trump425

DONALD Trump will be unveiled as England manager this Saturday, the FA has confirmed.

After Sam Allardyce was sacked for listing Wembley Stadium on eBay, the England squad is to become Trumpland Raiders FC.

Trump said: “This guy Sam hasn’t got them a game in, like, four weeks. Sad. But with me they will be playing every single day. Twice on Saturdays, you better believe me. I have all the best football people, just the greatest. Ask Pele. Ask that gay-looking guy married to the singer, they’ll all tell you.”

England players met the bullish university creator last night, with striker Wayne Rooney immediately bonding with the new manager over hair-sculpting regimes.

The squad for next month’s qualifying match against Malta will be selected by pitting them against each other in a series of tests including running a pop-up bagel stand and launching a new type of men’s fragrance.

Trump said: “We’re gonna go to Russia and we’re just gonna take the World Cup before a ball is kicked, I can totally make that happen.”
That actually rings true
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Post by tonyp » 29 Sep 2016, 22:49

bristleposh wrote:Utterly brilliant tweet loved the last line...

From Streatham Rovers..

#TBT Our new kit in August 1939 sparked much controversy thanks to its use of a slightly different shade of green. Thankfully war broke out.

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There are a few funny things about that photo!
The fellow on the left on the arm of the bench looks uncomfortable whereas the one on the right appears to be enjoying it!
As DoubleRay says the player to the left of the goalie looks 60.
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Post by daib0 » 29 Sep 2016, 22:52

the goalie sort of looks like a very young Brian Clough!!
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Post by tonyp » 29 Sep 2016, 22:57

DoubleRay wrote:That team photo. .....…Did goalkeepers wear woolly jumpers? And the player to the left of him looks 60. LoL.

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My mother knitted me a woolly jumper when I was goalkeeper for Whittlesey Primary School. Part way through she realised she wasn't going to have enough green wool so she put two brown stripes across the front. I thought it looked pretty good. Wish I had a photo.
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Post by tonyp » 29 Sep 2016, 22:59

daib0 wrote:by McPoolmob of the Blackpool forum 'Back Henry Street'



Next England Manager Confirmed?
Trump to become England manager
28-09-16
trump425

DONALD Trump will be unveiled as England manager this Saturday, the FA has confirmed.

After Sam Allardyce was sacked for listing Wembley Stadium on eBay, the England squad is to become Trumpland Raiders FC.

Trump said: “This guy Sam hasn’t got them a game in, like, four weeks. Sad. But with me they will be playing every single day. Twice on Saturdays, you better believe me. I have all the best football people, just the greatest. Ask Pele. Ask that gay-looking guy married to the singer, they’ll all tell you.”

England players met the bullish university creator last night, with striker Wayne Rooney immediately bonding with the new manager over hair-sculpting regimes.

The squad for next month’s qualifying match against Malta will be selected by pitting them against each other in a series of tests including running a pop-up bagel stand and launching a new type of men’s fragrance.

Trump said: “We’re gonna go to Russia and we’re just gonna take the World Cup before a ball is kicked, I can totally make that happen.”
I read somewhere that he proposed building a brick wall between the goal and the opposition team. He said "that'll stop the ********"
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Post by bristleposh » 30 Sep 2016, 10:15

England Tracksuit For Sale XXXL hardly used.

Phone 07899 999999 ask for Sam!
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Post by DoubleRay » 30 Sep 2016, 12:01

bristleposh wrote:England Tracksuit For Sale XXXL hardly used.

Phone 07899 999999 ask for Sam!
Might need a industrial cleaner to get rid of wee stain though.

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Post by daib0 » 30 Sep 2016, 14:22

Apparantly, Millwall football club is under investigation by the Inland Revenue for tax evasion - they've been claiming for Silver Polish for the past 30 years...
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Post by bristleposh » 09 Oct 2016, 20:34

Milton Keynes have lodged a request with the @FA to move the team back to Wimbledon to take #AFCWimbledon's higher league position.
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