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Post by Brianposh » 05 Apr 2018, 20:06

Liverpool were magnifico.
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Post by stuie » 28 Apr 2018, 19:44

daib0 wrote:
25 Apr 2018, 17:19
Worst pitch invader ever! 😂😭😂
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Post by daib0 » 29 Apr 2018, 19:43

Steven Gerrard is favourite for the Rangers manager job.

A Rangers spokesman said, "We are looking for someone with previous experience at stopping Brendan Rodgers winning the league."
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Post by stuie » 29 Apr 2018, 19:47

daib0 wrote:
29 Apr 2018, 19:43
Steven Gerrard is favourite for the Rangers manager job.

A Rangers spokesman said, "We are looking for someone with previous experience at stopping Brendan Rodgers winning the league."
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Post by bristleposh » 29 Apr 2018, 23:57

stuie wrote:
29 Apr 2018, 19:47
daib0 wrote:
29 Apr 2018, 19:43
Steven Gerrard is favourite for the Rangers manager job.

A Rangers spokesman said, "We are looking for someone with previous experience at stopping Brendan Rodgers winning the league."
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Post by daib0 » 27 May 2018, 22:18

Good news at last for Lois Karius. He has been offered a contract at UK Immigration. He’ll fit in well. He let's anything in...
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Post by daib0 » 29 May 2018, 12:37

1981
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2005
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2018
English Prince gets married
Liverpool goalie saves Pope's life.
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Post by bristleposh » 29 May 2018, 14:45

daib0 wrote:
29 May 2018, 12:37
1981
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2005
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2018
English Prince gets married
Liverpool goalie saves Pope's life.
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Post by stuie » 29 May 2018, 18:47

bristleposh wrote:
29 May 2018, 14:45
daib0 wrote:
29 May 2018, 12:37
1981
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2005
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2018
English Prince gets married
Liverpool goalie saves Pope's life.
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Post by daib0 » 09 Jun 2018, 07:50

I was watching the Japanese football match when the players all started doing martial arts.

Turns out the game had gone into ninjury time
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Post by bristleposh » 20 Jun 2018, 13:10

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I’d even watch it that day.
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