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Football in China...

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bristleposh wrote:Image

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Post by bristleposh » 05 Feb 2017, 11:09

:lol:

That looks like an actual selection as opposed to mine, which was obviously photo shopped.
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bristleposh wrote:Image
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Post by DoubleRay » 10 Feb 2017, 14:11

That Rachel is a cheeky bird. :lol:
.......and hey Bernard Manning WAS funny imo. :wink:
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Post by daib0 » 10 Feb 2017, 23:03

I had to put this up. Makes me chuckle!
OK, we are a corny lot down in the Thames Valley!!!


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Post by daib0 » 13 Feb 2017, 15:23

I was in kitchen and thought they'd named a marmalade after Wayne Rooney........then I realised it said "Thick Cut"...
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A real story!



BBC News - Scotland

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-nor ... d-38955586


Council apology over trees planted on football pitch

A council has apologised after trees were planted on a football pitch. The trees appeared at the pitch at Logie Durno in Aberdeenshire, sparking social media reaction.

Aberdeenshire Council was contacted, and the local authority said the intention was to turn over part of the area for "biodiversity" - but talks would now be held with the community.
A spokeswoman said: "It would seem that we were barking up the wrong tree with plans for this site."

The spokeswoman said of the site: "Anecdotally it was rarely used. However it is clear now that the community were not engaged with this plan. As such, we are going back to first principles with them so they can help us decide what this area should be used for. There are full pitches immediately next to this area for community leisure use and the trees will remain on this site until we can come to an agreement with residents. We are sorry for any inconvenience this has caused."

On social media, people had been quick to poke fun at the situation.
One person wrote: "Are they playing tree a side?"
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Post by Poshay » 13 Feb 2017, 21:59

It certainly wasn't poplar with the locals.
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Football__Tweet ‏@Football__Tweet
Neil Warnock: "When I pass away I don't want any silence or clapping - just a minute's booing at clubs that hated me."
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Post by bristleposh » 20 Feb 2017, 20:14

daib0 wrote:Football__Tweet ‏@Football__Tweet
Neil Warnock: "When I pass away I don't want any silence or clapping - just a minute's booing at clubs that hated me."
Booooooo
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Post by poshnipper » 20 Feb 2017, 20:50

bristleposh wrote:
daib0 wrote:Football__Tweet ‏@Football__Tweet
Neil Warnock: "When I pass away I don't want any silence or clapping - just a minute's booing at clubs that hated me."
Booooooo
Is he dead then?

Brizzle, you jumped the gun :mrgreen:
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Post by DoubleRay » 21 Feb 2017, 13:53

Sutton's reserve keeper. Let's hope Posh aren't thinking of signing him. :lol:
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